His life ain't so beautiful

So. James Blunt. Good rhyming slang.

I had no idea that he was a captain in the British Army (not Royal Army). He always seemed a bit too... I dunno, wimpy.

I like his songs, by the way, but they're the equivalent of a Tom Clancy novel; stuff you read because you've got nothing better at the time. Not the most profound (except, I have to say, No Bravery, which was inspired by his time in the Life Guards in Kosovo.)

Others feel the same way -- feel the parody.