A Cast of Digits

I live in a sitcom.

My main exercise is rolling on the floor along with the other occupants, gasping for breath and trying to stop laughing. The laughter hurts more than doing fifty situps in a minute, and always stems from some idiocy or other we've done. At least my stomach gets a workout and the floor gets swept.

Meet our chief instigator, who auspiciously opened the pilot episode by falling off a chair while playing mahjong.



That's more like it!